Who am I? Well, I go by many names...most of them curse words, but the one I'm using at present is Capt. John Hart.
Previously, I travelled the galaxy, visiting exotic places, ripping off exotic corporations and shagging exotic aliens.
Now, I'm here in the 21st Century, a tourist you might say...so if you know of any sights that can't be missed, let me know!
So far I've experienced:
*Cardiff (oh yay - note the sarcasm) *Crossing the Irish sea on the Isle of Inishmore *The Nexus! *Hanging out in Cork *Hostels! *The Tipperary Sign *The Guinness Factory in Dublin *The Number 8 Bus! *Kissing the Blarney Stone *Travelling by airplane and the associated airport experience *Going to the Picasso Museum in Barcelona *Carnival in Sitges! *Paintball fight! *A trip to an alternate London full of all sorts of weird things - vampires, faires et al! *Even shittier airplane ride *Making Schwarzwaldkirschtoerte - so yuuuuuuum! *Gondolas! Which are cool! *Train trip to Pisa...won't say anything more...not like I saw lots of fine Italians to use for wank purposes later. *Stupid, stupid Nexus LOL. *Pillow Fight! *The Leaning Tower of Pisa! You're allowed to go inside it too! It's like being drunk without the fun of getting there... *Visiting an authetic small Italian village, very niiice! *Best Party ever at Casa Kage et Cassie! * Acqueducts! * Visit to a vineyard (free samples, yay!) * Arc de Triumph * Train trip to Monte Carlo * The Casino at said place. * The Exotic Gardens and the Caves with Cassie! * Real friendship! (Goddesses...my credibility!) * Card Party! Heaps of fun despite lack of removal of any clothing! (My credibility again!) * Palace at Knosso * J's place (and by extension his planet...sort of...) * Going to the Zoo with Minxy! * Snoooow! * Mozart's House * Lego LOL! Which was not fun. * LOL that turned me into a poodle, which was fun! * Really, really freaky shit (and I say this as a man who's seen some freaky shit) * A dinner invitation from Kairos (she's niiice!) * Hanging out with J and his fabulous Karaoke machine, Larabill (name mine) * And one from her sister, Kalyca too! (Always good to know you're welcome!) * Diving on reefs - the fish are beautiful...there I admit it! * Holy shit - Go-Karts! WOO-HOO! * Overnight bus trip...nothing to see in the window but my own reflection, which really isn't so bad ;O) * Pyramid Party! Thanks ever so for coming! * Propogating my genes! O.o * Floating on the Red Sea (Highly recommended!) * Visit to Athens Acropolis with Joan and a Goddess! * Falling off a bicycle in Holland * Windmills, whee! Sexy! * A week without a shag (oh the horror!) * A dinner with two alternates! My one and Amaya's one! * Kai's Fan-tab-ulous Dinner Party! * Fun in a Windmill! ;O) * Flour!Cassie! * Really cool outdoor Art Exhibition in Århus * Unbelievable undergound train stations in Russia - seriously, you've got to see these things. * Victor's 21st Birthday, I got her the best gift if I do say so myself. * The making of cake with Flour!Cassie (after stupidest argument ever) * Teaching Mini!Jack how to shoot! * Collecting Giant Chess pieces! * Teaching Amaya to fire a gun, heh heh... * Keeping tabs on Kal's Bakery * Getting jailed on some crappy planet in the 51st century * Seeing Joan and Amaya kick arse to rescue me! * Some...unpleasantness and embarrassment re: Kal's Bakery * Military Museum in St. Petersburg * ALINA! :OD * Eye Candys' birthday - well one of them got a Kuma Satra coffee cup * MY BIRTHDAY! Complete with Karaoke fun! * Alina's first bath, complete with bubble fun! * Poodle Russian dolls * Talking an airline company into giving me a refund for something I messed up (I understand this is a rare occurance indeed...) * Tried to break the communication barrier, but failed with a Russian taxi driver. * Release of Karaoke album * Changing Alina's nappy (Could have lived a full life never having to do that...) * Alina's first outing! * Broken plumbing, whoops * Sarah's cookout - yum * Baikal Lake in Siberia - with seals! * Reissue of said Karaoke Album due to spelling error * LJ for Alina a_little_hart * Weird shit going on due to Emmy's dad (what's with him?) * Getting acquainted with my car (by which I mean looking under the hood at the engine) * Amaya's dad showing up and reading my mind! O.o * Getting mind-proofed by J * Meeting Eye Candy!Plus 2 - an Eye Candy look alike from the 31st century! * First outing with Amaya and Alina and more bubble fun! * Killing of Amaya's crazy ex (what a nut) * Travelling on the Trans-Siberian Railway! * Krasnoyarsk Zoo! * Finding an older part of the Nexus...strange old place * Joining an interesting place called just_sayit * Unpleasantness * Fun in Istanbul with Will the Elder! - light_devine * A 'Just-left-the-Time-Agency' Jax! * Finding a place to live! * Housewarming! * Sexy good times with Alisa and her Jack. * Uzbekistan! And traveling with Alisa's Jack and Owen to this Mosque and a Bazaar. * Karaoke and good times with Alisa's Torchwood crew at 21st Century Jack's club! * Kid!LOL * Big ol' bar fight! * Another ME! cptjohnhart * My FIRST Christmas! Complete with gifts! * The premiere of The Captain Hart Experience at the Hub Nightclub
The Hart genes are proprogated! Tremble mere mortals! ;O)